Despicable Tweets

The explanation for my depression.
Updated as often as I can bear.
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Every nation before modern times lacked electricity, and they went nowhere but up. Down with electricity.

Every nation before modern times lacked electricity, and they went nowhere but up. Down with electricity.

Ah, but you should be thanking your dad for teaching you an important lesson: you derive no pleasure from helping people and are interested only in money.  I look forward to hearing of your future exploits when you’re convicted of corporate malfeasance.

Ah, but you should be thanking your dad for teaching you an important lesson: you derive no pleasure from helping people and are interested only in money.  I look forward to hearing of your future exploits when you’re convicted of corporate malfeasance.

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Obama’s first State of the Union address of his second term! And…dammit to hell. NOT THIS AGAIN.

I guess Obama’s incredibly emotional speech about how “Gabby Giffords deserves a vote. The families of Newtown deserve a vote. The families of Aurora deserve a vote.” on guns and gun control REALLY pissed a few people off:

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This is not the case.

This is not the case.

This guy’s Twitter feed is performance art, though probably not intentionally.

This guy’s Twitter feed is performance art, though probably not intentionally.

Dear Brittany Overcash, native English speakers say “speak English”, not “talk English”. I am suspicious of your background. Please report to the airport so I can deport you.

Dear Brittany Overcash, native English speakers say “speak English”, not “talk English”. I am suspicious of your background. Please report to the airport so I can deport you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Yeah, it’s so rare I hear a woman called a bitch unjustifiedly.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Yeah, it’s so rare I hear a woman called a bitch unjustifiedly.

Poor Said, unable to understand how anyone could possibly be mad at his combination of woe-is-me whining about being the better-off gender and flick-a-switch racism. (thx @im_so_witty)

Poor Said, unable to understand how anyone could possibly be mad at his combination of woe-is-me whining about being the better-off gender and flick-a-switch racism. (thx @im_so_witty)

Matthew Doyle notracist-rick-rolled me.

Matthew Doyle notracist-rick-rolled me.