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Driving, one should always remember, consists of careening a two-ton chunk of metal through areas populated by 150-pound blobs of fragile flesh and bone. This is not a responsibility to take lightly.

Driving, one should always remember, consists of careening a two-ton chunk of metal through areas populated by 150-pound blobs of fragile flesh and bone. This is not a responsibility to take lightly.

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    …………………………………………………………………………………………… …………………………………………………………………………………………… ……………………………………………………………………………………….just no
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    oh my god, you people are the fucking worst.
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    I know that the point of this is drunk driving is terrible (which it isn’t a good thing that is for sure) but I also...
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    god fucking damnit
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    I hate people.
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