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The explanation for my depression.
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Oh, so I guess "It’s the White House for a reason" is a thing now.  Alex Zeagler’s is my favorite: “on the off chance this is racist, don’t worry ‘coz it’s not offensive.”  (Update: Alex apologized.)

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    Shit, my family home is blue, and we’re not blue. Does that mean my family can’t live there anymore? No one told us!...
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    Now I realize that history repeats itself… especially if you’re not white and live in America.
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    "No offense but…"
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