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Unless Scott here has a very strange relationship with his mother and pays her to cook, I’m fairly confident that it is not, in fact, her job.

Unless Scott here has a very strange relationship with his mother and pays her to cook, I’m fairly confident that it is not, in fact, her job.

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    WHY AM I STILL READING THESE
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    THIS TAG IS THE WORST
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    i reaaaaaally don’t like the tag “Yougonfuckmelikethat” being used here…
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    Scott looks old enough to cook for his damned self.
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