Despicable Tweets

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I’ve never liked kids; even when I was a kid, I preferred the company of adults. I don’t know what to talk to them about, I’m not interested in their stories, etc., and as a result, I think I seem uncomfortable around them. Yet when I’m stuck watching kids or playing with them or whatever, people tend to tell me afterward how good I was with them, and how I’d make a great dad. (My worst nightmare.) So how come so many of the “masculism” guys are unable to perform this task without creeping everyone out? 

I’ve never liked kids; even when I was a kid, I preferred the company of adults. I don’t know what to talk to them about, I’m not interested in their stories, etc., and as a result, I think I seem uncomfortable around them. Yet when I’m stuck watching kids or playing with them or whatever, people tend to tell me afterward how good I was with them, and how I’d make a great dad. (My worst nightmare.)

So how come so many of the “masculism” guys are unable to perform this task without creeping everyone out? 

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    kids: They’re doing it wrong.
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